i want it in my maef

talk about a brain freeze.

it looks like that hamburger is going to eat HIM.

Way to be Crazy Legs, winner of the 8th Annual Cannoli Eating Competition, part of the Feast of San Gennaro.

Also long overdue. And my background at work.

Can’t believe we’ve never posted this one.

Titled “Turtle Nom.” Via half of the internet.

feedmiko:

That’s a Chicago-style, I’d say it’s worth it. (via hellaposer)

This seriously made me laugh uncontrollably.

blow my maef off? that would be sad.

i vant to suck your blood.

via Cute Overload

i like mashed taters

This is titled “lobster smile.”